Christine Borden

I’m beginning to think that sexual resumes would be a wonderful idea after all.

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:24:10 -0800

I’m beginning to think that sexual resumes would be a wonderful idea after all.

This week’s column RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: A Frivolous Appreciation Of Boobs...

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:22:47 -0800

This week’s column RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: A Frivolous Appreciation Of Boobs http://bit.ly/7wHBKI

Oh, why yes, I am thrilled to wake up at 7am for the next two days to talk about my mugging and...

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:22:34 -0800

Oh, why yes, I *am* thrilled to wake up at 7am for the next two days to talk about my mugging and get a pelvic exam. Peachy!

I don’t want to kiss anyone at this party. Can I go to sleep now, 2009?

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:20:56 -0800

I don’t want to kiss anyone at this party. Can I go to sleep now, 2009?

I just made love to a cheeseburger and fries. 2010, I love you already.

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:20:47 -0800

I just made love to a cheeseburger and fries. 2010, I love you already.

"will you marry me?"

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:54:34 -0800

“will you marry me?”

- OkCupid.com: An intimate message

Courtesy of yours truly RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: Can BDSM Be Feminist?...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:58:57 -0800

Courtesy of yours truly RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: Can BDSM Be Feminist? http://bit.ly/6JqkaH

The Sexual Manifesto: Can BDSM Be Feminist?: Culture/Entertainment: SFAppeal

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:50:01 -0800

The Sexual Manifesto: Can BDSM Be Feminist?: Culture/Entertainment: SFAppeal:

Images of women crying out in pain and receiving a sound beating don’t usually scream “feminist.” For some, it’s cause for alarm, calling up notions of rape and patriarchal power and privilege. For others, though, BDSM fits hand in hand with sex-positive feminism.

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Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:09:26 -0800

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I’m on a Mac (I’m on a Boat spoof) ft. PC-Pain -...

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:53:14 -0800

I’m on a Mac (I’m on a Boat spoof) ft. PC-Pain - SwitchToMac.com (via pantlessknights)

Surprisingly, this is good.

That pile of dog shit by my front door is Oakland’s way of welcoming me home. Aww.

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:19:42 -0800

That pile of dog shit by my front door is Oakland’s way of welcoming me home. Aww.

LOVE. THIS. CAT.

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:50:51 -0800

LOVE. THIS. CAT.

How beautiful is this peignoir? From Dollhouse Bettie.

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:36:27 -0800

How beautiful is this peignoir? From Dollhouse Bettie.

What I remember most about the holiday party for @sfappeal...

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:27:54 -0800

What I remember most about the holiday party for @sfappeal http://cborden.tumblr.com/post/299048334/sf-appeal-holiday-party

SF Appeal Holiday Party

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:17:05 -0800

I went to SF Appeal’s holiday party with my roomies Francis and Kira with the intention of dancing and consuming as much alcohol as I could without embarrassing myself—not necessarily in that order.

We were the first (among a very select group) of people to start dancing, so of course we attracted a few more hopping revelers. This includes one eager beaver we’ll call Shmoe Shmakura for the sake of his anonymity (and to not trigger a vanity Google alert). Shmoe was quite an enthusiastic (slightly spastic) and bold dancer, desirous of becoming fast friends with me and my 20-something girl friends.

“Do you all smoke?” he asked us.

I laughed.

“Yes!” Francis exclaimed.

“Well, I’ve got A LOT of weed, so let me know if you want to go outside and smoke some with me,” Shmoe said.

Francis made a vague promise about stepping out later, and we continued dancing. Throughout the night, we played an unintentional cat and mouse game with Shmoe in which he’d start dancing toward us and then we’d avoid making eye contact and turn our backs and then he’d manage to remind us HOW MUCH WEED he had on him.

In the interest of being friendly and finding out exactly how few people in PariSoma actually knew of SF Appeal, I asked him how he heard of the party. I don’t remember what he said, but he mentioned he freelanced for a big news corporation, but they stopped inviting him to their holiday party. I wonder why. Here is where he should have pulled out a business card.

Instead, Shmoe said, “I don’t have any business cards, but I do have holiday stickers with my information on them. Which is better because you can use the sticker too!”

He pulled out a Christmas tree sticker, about half the size of a business card. On the back, handwritten, read his full name, number, his email address (including the words “fabulous” and “baby”), and the following:

“Just Google my name!”

Oh, Shmoe, I kinda love you.

I love how after I play “All I Want for Christmas Is You” iTunes shuffles up “Love...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:29:13 -0800

I love how after I play “All I Want for Christmas Is You” iTunes shuffles up “Love Stinks.” Good call.

Christmas Laser Beam Cats (via klusmanp) Full of WIN. From the...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:14:24 -0800

Christmas Laser Beam Cats (via klusmanp)

Full of WIN. From the people behind cat yodeling.

Sore throat, cough, stuffy nose: It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:11:46 -0800

Sore throat, cough, stuffy nose: It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.

An XXXmas list RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: Gifts That Give New Meaning to...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:27:55 -0800

An XXXmas list RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: Gifts That Give New Meaning to ‘Santa’s Little Helper’ http://bit.ly/7mPwDi

The Sexual Manifesto: Gifts That Give New Meaning to 'Santa's Little Helper': Culture/Entertainment: SFAppeal

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:36:13 -0800

The Sexual Manifesto: Gifts That Give New Meaning to 'Santa's Little Helper': Culture/Entertainment: SFAppeal:

Well shoot, if it isn’t a last-minute holiday gift guide filled with sexy presents! Excuse me while I get my Yuletide groaners out of the way.

Christine Borden

I’m beginning to think that sexual resumes would be a wonderful idea after all.

This week’s column RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: A Frivolous Appreciation Of Boobs...

Oh, why yes, I *am* thrilled to wake up at 7am for the next two days to talk about my mugging and...

I don’t want to kiss anyone at this party. Can I go to sleep now, 2009?

I just made love to a cheeseburger and fries. 2010, I love you already.

"will you marry me?"

Courtesy of yours truly RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: Can BDSM Be Feminist?...

The Sexual Manifesto: Can BDSM Be Feminist?: Culture/Entertainment: SFAppeal

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I’m on a Mac (I’m on a Boat spoof) ft. PC-Pain -...

That pile of dog shit by my front door is Oakland’s way of welcoming me home. Aww.

LOVE. THIS. CAT.

How beautiful is this peignoir? From Dollhouse Bettie.

What I remember most about the holiday party for @sfappeal...

SF Appeal Holiday Party

I love how after I play “All I Want for Christmas Is You” iTunes shuffles up “Love...

Christmas Laser Beam Cats (via klusmanp) Full of WIN. From the...

Sore throat, cough, stuffy nose: It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.

An XXXmas list RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: Gifts That Give New Meaning to...

The Sexual Manifesto: Gifts That Give New Meaning to 'Santa's Little Helper': Culture/Entertainment: SFAppeal

Oh, why yes, I am thrilled to wake up at 7am for the next two days to talk about my mugging and...