Christine Borden

2009

December
October 50
August 45
July 58
June 72
May 61
April 51
March 81
January 68
It’s my day off, and I’m feeling stressed. What am I doing wrong?
Oct 1st
Starring San Francisco: A Retrospective and a...
Oct 1st
I haven’t written poems in months, and tonight I wrote four. momots.wordpress.com
Sep 30th
They laughed when I read my poem. It wasn’t funny. I said a bad word. I was talking about feeling...
Sep 30th
I thought I was pregnant for the longest time until my body finally pushed through, without the...
Sep 30th
from: christine.borden@gmail.com to: you@email.com date: Wed, Sep 30, 2009 at 3:04 AM subject:...
Sep 30th

The End of September

She creeps, announced, into your room, her cold hand pressing against your stomach. You shiver at...
Sep 30th
Warch Watch
Twits: Episode 1 - P. Diddy, Lindsay Lohan, Brooke Hogan (via WashingtonPost) WashPo has a sense of...
Sep 29th
Appealing Events: Every Cougar Needs the...
Sep 28th
passthemike: My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops...
Sep 28th
I wish I could participate in the walkout today. Good luck to you all!
Sep 24th
I’ve reconnected with a long-lost pony! Excuse me while I have my Black Beauty moment.
Sep 24th
Free ticket to Treasure Island! I’m so excited despite already having a ticket....
Sep 24th
Who knew internet research would be so exhausting?
Sep 24th
Well, that was the bloodiest Mad Men I’ve ever seen.
Sep 22nd
Really jonesing for Mitchell’s halo halo dessert. Wednesday, anyone?
Sep 22nd
Oh, those cheeks! (Me, about 6 years ago)
Sep 22nd
Looking for a graphic/web designer for a project. (You will get paid) Call me or email me...
Sep 22nd
This date shall forever be known as the disastrous week without internet and the week i developed my...
Sep 21st
“The LAB, 2948 16th SFist and SF Appeal Present:...”
— LitCrawl, Phase 1: Saturday,...
Sep 20th
President Barack Obama Becomes A Jedi Master FTW.
Sep 19th
RT @sfappeal: Berkeley Rep’s ‘American Idiot’: All Rock, No Talk:...
Sep 19th
Berkeley Rep's 'American Idiot': All Rock, No...
Sep 19th
Perez lookalike and daily cal in front row. Tre cool? Not so much. #americanidiot
Sep 17th
Dude at espresso roma talking about friends sti. Please not in front of my banana nut.
Sep 15th
I’m EMPLOYED?! !!Are you sure?
Sep 15th
So. Much. Caffeine.
Sep 14th
Job interview tomorrow. Please please please hire me. I will be wearing pantyhose for this after...
Sep 14th
Louis is sending dirty texts. Meanwhile were waiting for the bart.
Sep 13th
I made fresh spinach-whole-wheat pasta tonight. Bow down before me, minions!
Sep 13th
I awoke last night to the sound of thunder… (via...
Sep 13th
Early Risers Crash Faster Than People Who...
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
ballare: haleycrain: bryonmcdonald: mabelmoments: It’s been a while since I posted anything...
Sep 13th
This job search is so terrible I’d have better luck earning my salary with slot machines.
Sep 12th
Sep 11th
I am going to participate in Litquake’s Litcrawl with my online cohorts. Public reading FTW!
Sep 10th
via www.corianton.com Whenever we “played”...
Sep 10th
Warch Watch
In The Bubble music video by Young Brizzy (via Beatsfromthestreets) Hailing from the 626 myself,...
Sep 10th
Warch Watch
How I Spend My Evenings. By me.
Sep 9th
Warch Watch
Mad Men in 60 Seconds (via TheLandline)
Sep 9th
LOLOLOL one of my old sex columns appears in someone’s thesis bibliography. First Wikipedia,...
Sep 8th
Does anyone want to go see an art exhibit with me tomorrow (Tuesday) at 5:30?
Sep 8th
Wow. I am really impressed by how douchey some people have been today. Just…wow.
Sep 8th
Warch Watch
Buy U a Drank - I Am T-Pain - Auto-Tune iPhone App (via NappyBoyOnline) YESSS
Sep 6th
Warch Watch
As sad as the scene was, I want more of Joan’s “C’est magnifique.”
Sep 6th
Warch Watch
capucha: A dad swallows his daughter’s desert while she’s looking away : confusion ensues. This...
Sep 5th
Warch Watch
King Tut (via teachertube) Pure classic.
Sep 5th
kindacarsick: Tetris tries to eat my brand new $1,300...
Sep 5th
hman: Just for the one week, OK you guys? (US Department...
Sep 5th
Phew, thank goodness this douche didn’t end up on youtube: http://bit.ly/17rBNZ
Sep 5th
movieoftheday: Wanye: She’s a babe! Schwing!
Sep 4th
Kelly Reilly from Mrs. Henderson Presents. I just watched...
Sep 4th
ryantate: OK you know what, Netflix? You think you got me...
Sep 3rd
When I get on top of my work, I don’t what to do with myself. Where’s my flooded inbox?!
Sep 3rd
I should’ve started a blog about my underemployment.
Sep 3rd
Warch Watch
Shot in the Burbank IKEA store without its knowledge.
Sep 3rd
Starring San Francisco: Dirty Policing:...
Sep 2nd
My house smells like warm, fresh bread and that is sexy!
Sep 2nd
While gmail is down, I’m baking bread and trying not to freak out.
Sep 2nd
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger up the ass, so to speak: http://bit.ly/DWFux
Sep 2nd