My ranty column for this week! RT @sfappeal: The Sexual Manifesto: Valentine’s Day Can Suck It http://tinyurl.com/ybe3zkm
What one thing are you exceptionally good at?
I’m amazingly good at remembering my dreams. They are always vivid and very narrative and melt into one another. I’d tell you my dream from last night, but that one is not safe for the kids.
I’m so sorry, stomach, but yes, that cheeseburger really was necessary after that caramel latte and blueberry scone.
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I am convinced Valentine’s Day was created to shame women and singles. But especially single women.
With you,
my cloven heart folds inside itself,
wanting to engulf yours in mine.
I reach between my breasts,
I reach for your heart,
but I can’t feel that lifestrong beat.
Death inside us, no heartbeat
for the outside world to feel.
An afterlife of numbness and longing,
forever longing for that feeling of love,
to be chambers of one organ,
pulsing in harmony and the ecstasy of life.
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